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“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
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“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
― Martin Luther, circa 1500s
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“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
― Anonymous
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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields, circa 1930’s
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“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”
― Brian O’Donnell, Winemaker of Belle Pente, 2013
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“Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch or dinner.”
― Madeline Puckette, 2010
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“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
― Rumi, circa 1200’s
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“The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”
― Benjamin Franklin, circa 1700s
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“What wine goes with Captain Crunch?”
― George Carlin
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Life's too short to drink bad wine
“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”
― Anonymous
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“She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.”
― Forbes Magazine, May 6, 1996
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“My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough Champagne.”
― Robert Noecker
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“Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Bordeaux vs Claret... is there really a difference?
I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.
― Basil Fawlty, “Fawlty Towers”
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“Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
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“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”
― Joan Collins
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“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
― Paulo Coelho
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“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
― Pope John XXIII
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“Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.”
― Alexander Fleming
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“A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.”
― Kathy Mattea
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“We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”
― Russell Brand, My Booky Wook
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“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
― Louis Pasteur
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“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”
― Charles Baudelaire, circa 1850s
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“Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.”
― Leon Adams, The Commonsense Book of Wine
Source: Wine Folly